FAQ

FAQ - MemesByMail

Questions we get asked, frequently

1. WTF is MemesByMail?

It's exactly what it sounds like – we send memes. By mail. On printer paper. To actual physical mailboxes. Yeah, we took the internet’s best gift to humanity and slapped it on a piece of tree pulp. You’re welcome.

2. Can I choose the meme or is it like, random BS?

Of course, you can choose! We’re not savages. Pick the meme that speaks to your soul, slap on a message, and we’ll do the dirty work of getting it out to your unsuspecting friend, enemy, or whoever.

3. How long does it take for my meme to get there?

Let’s be real: snail mail ain’t as fast as texting a meme to your group chat. We’ll send it out in 24-48 hours, but after that, it’s in the hands of the post office gods. Expect 3-7 business days for delivery. It’s slower, but way more satisfying than an Instagram DM. A little mystery is part of the fun.

4. Can I send these internationally or are you guys lazy?

We’re meme warriors but we don’t ship everywhere (yet). Want to send a meme to your buddy in Antarctica? Sorry we won’t do that. But if they live in the continental US - we gotchu.

5. What size are these bad boys?

Our memes are 8.5"x11" – the same size as your 6th grade book report, double spaced, bigger margins. No the meme doesn’t take up the whole page. Yes you can add a note. An envelope is included with your purchase. Again, for surprise and delight purposes.

6. Are you gonna sell my info to some shady company?

Hell no. We’re here to send memes, not become part of some sketchy data collection scheme. All your personal deets are used solely to ship your dank meme. That’s it.

7. Can I send memes anonymously, you know, like a total creep?

Yup! Sometimes it’s better if the person receiving the meme has no idea who it’s from. You can be as sneaky as you want – just choose to send it anonymously at checkout and watch the confusion unfold. It will be postmarked from Colorado Springs though - home of NORAD if you really want to confuse/scare someone.

8. What if I don’t like the meme I picked?

Too bad! Once you send a meme, it’s out in the wild. We don’t do refunds, exchanges, or take-backsies. But let’s be real, you picked the meme, so if it’s lame, that’s on you.

9. What’s the right occasion for sending a meme?

Literally every occasion. Birthdays, breakups, weddings, Tuesdays – memes are appropriate for all life’s big (and small) moments. Hell, send one because you’re bored. No one’s stopping you.

10. How do I track my order?

You don’t. We like to keep things mysterious. But if it’s been forever and you still haven’t heard anything, hit us up and we’ll hunt down your lost meme like it’s a missing sock.

11. Can I make my own meme and have you mail it?

Not yet. But give us time, we’re cooking up some spicy ideas. For now, stick to the meme masterpieces we’ve curated for your enjoyment.

12. Can I send more than one meme?

Yes. But you have to send them one at a time, the old fashioned way. Maybe in the future we'll be able to send multiple memes to multiple people in a single checkout flow, but at this time we just couldn't make it happen.

13. I don’t know my friend’s mailing address, help.

https://letmegooglethat.com/

But for real - helpful hints to find your meme receiver’s mailing address:
- Ask them and say “Hey, I’m doing Holiday Cards this year, what’s your address?”
- Google their name and city or state assuming you know that. Usually, Google can take it from there. Might have to click through a few real estate listings.
- Pay a private investigator.
- Ask their mom (but not their dad, see homepage).

14. Can I mail a meme to myself?

Sure, as long as you know your address.

15. Do I have to worry about copyright infringement?

No. But we do.